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January 14, 2009

Lil Mayor Lukey Ravenstahl Steelerstahl and The Name Game


This is how you know it's a bad idea:

1) Lil Mayor Luke Ravenstahl Steelerstahl said, "As soon as I heard it, I thought it was a great idea."

2) According to Lil Mayor Luke Bathroomstahl, 'he and his wife, Erin, and 2-month-old son, Cooper, "didn't really talk about it, but I'm sure they wouldn't mind doing it, either."'

3) When asked if "official actions, like vetoes of council legislation, could be challenged legally if the mayor's name is in limbo" Lil Mayor Luke WTFenstahl? said, "You'd have to ask the legal folks that question."

4) Your mayor makes tonight's Countdown's "World's Best Persons" segment ('a collection of the day's top three "goofballs and good guys"') and Keith notes that your new name means "steelersteel." Guess which category Lil Mayor Lukey Lukey Bo Bukey Bonana Fanna Fo Fukey Fee Fy Mo Mukey, Lukey falls into?

On the other hand, there is no truth to the rumor that City Councilors Shields and Dowd are fighting over who gets to change their first name to "Big Ben."

Meanwhile, another name change has gone totally unnoticed:


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1 comment:

illyrias said...

The Sophie Masloff photo is hilarious. If only you'd made her hair old-lady-blue.