Buy grannie a garden hose next Christmas, let her put out her own damn house fires. And tell her to quit yapping about the Social Security she's no longer getting, and the senior lunches & bingo games at the neighborhood center.
Bring spackling compound, (big size, not the little bitty plastic tubs), with you when you cross a bridge, incase it falls down or something. Make sure it's waterproof.
Tell your annoying cousin to teach his own damn brats in his own damn house. I hope, for your cousin's sake, that he doesn't live next door to grannie's inferno.
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Buy grannie a garden hose next Christmas, let her put out her own damn house fires. And tell her to quit yapping about the Social Security she's no longer getting, and the senior lunches & bingo games at the neighborhood center.
Bring spackling compound, (big size, not the little bitty plastic tubs), with you when you cross a bridge, incase it falls down or something. Make sure it's waterproof.
Tell your annoying cousin to teach his own damn brats in his own damn house. I hope, for your cousin's sake, that he doesn't live next door to grannie's inferno.
And Rand wins...
Sick sad world.
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