From the most recent "State of the Climate" page at NOAA:
The combined global land and ocean average surface temperature for April 2010 was the warmest on record at 14.5°C (58.1°F), which is 0.76°C (1.37°F) above the 20th century average of 13.7°C (56.7°F). This was also the 34th consecutive April with global land and ocean temperatures above the 20th century average.And since we all know that global warming is a hoax, all the "official" pronouncements from "official" (and though none dare say it, taxpayer supported) guv'ment bureaucrats must be a damn lie.
The conspiracy is sooooo complicated, my friends. Look at what the socialists in charge have been able to accomplish. They've falsified the a huge amount of "data" to support their "theory." The "data" supposedly comes from across the globe in a myriad of different sources (surface readings, water readings, satellite readings, ice core readings, tree ring readings, and so on) and it's all been soooo ingeniously fabricated to all point to the conclusion the socialists want you to believe:
The earth is warming up and we're teh cause of it.But since we all know that's totally and completely false (if only because of Climate-gate and that stupid "hockey stick" thing) we can only conclude and be awed by how widespread the conspiracy really is.
Be afraid, my friends. Be very afraid. First the "establish" the "fact" that global warming is real, next thing you know they'll be telling us teh gays aren't scary and that we descended from apes.