Prosecute the torture.

June 11, 2012

It's the end of the world as we know it!


Forget the Zombie Apocalypse, here's the real signs that the End Times are upon us:

1) The Pittsburgh Pirates are tied for first place! (Yes, the baseball team.)

2) Lil Mayor Luke suddenly discovers that he's for same-sex marriage! (That would be just in time for PrideFest and just two months after he wasn't. Sniff, sniff. Is that an election I smell?)

3) Lil Mayor Luke also comes out as pro choice! Just kidding! I guess we all can relax -- the world's really not coming to an end.

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