What Fresh Hell Is This?

May 14, 2016

Trump Announces Running Mate

Presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump announced his longtime spokesperson, John Barron, as his running mate for the 2016 election at an early morning press conference. Barron said about Trump, “He’s a good guy, and he’s not going to hurt anybody." Barron further remarked that Trump was “doing well financially and he’s doing well in every other way.”

(Yes, I totally stole the premise of this joke from Bill Maher. So bite me.)


Bert Brockway said...

Trump by a landslide

Omega Cuck Supreme said...

So a story from 1991 from the people who dismiss any negative stories about progressives and Democrats as "Old News".