Lock him up!

Donald Trump

is a

terrorist.

Source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/trump-revealed-highly-classified-information-to-russian-foreign-minister-and-ambassador/2017/05/15/530c172a-3960-11e7-9e48-c4f199710b69_story.html

matryoshka

(Trump associates' links with Russia: what we know so far)

Ya gotta dance with the one that brought you!

Putin increases attacks on the Ukraine and Trump loosens U.S. sanctions on Russia. 

Debt paid.

(SUCKAS!)







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What'd I miss?

So according to the Trump press conference:

Trump: "I did not pee on those women, unnamed Russian teen sex workers."

He has no business dealings with Russia (despite what his son has publicly said in the past).

His bromance with Putin continues unabated.

He has almost no debt. (lolololol forever)

Some business attorney he hired who spoke today is somehow the best, most classy, bigly Constitutional expert on emoluments ever!

He's doing nothing that real ethics experts consider to be enough to wall himself off from his business (Uday & Qusay will manage them and never breath a word about it to Daddy).

CNN is "fake news."

He doubled down on crying that he's living in Nazi Germany because people are mean to him.

He's replacing Obamacare one hour after it is repealed...

And, because "Hillary, Hillary Hillary, DNC, DNC, DNC"

What'd I miss?

NYET