August 18, 2007

BREAKING NEWS:Steely McBeam Begins Feasting On Pittsburgh's Children


When reached for comment, he said, "What's the problem? I need their innocent life essense in order to maintain my physique. It was either that or steroids, you know."

Take that, Carbolic Smoke Ball!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ron Paul would never eat babies. He's a doctor.

Char said...

I had the same reaction to that picture. The kid looks scared to death.

Maria said...

Ron Paul believes Steely McBeam should be left up to the States.

Tim Murray said...

Scooped! And by one of those slick, smooth-talking radio hosts, no less!

Anonymous said...

Compared to Ron Paul, Steely McBeam's a sissy.

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I wonder if the photo editors at the P-G aren't secretly thinking, "Here's one they'll really have fun with at Carbolic!"

Pilt